Is it better than sex? Is it better than your wedding day? Is it better than having your first child? Is it better than your first child's wedding day? Is it better than the first time getting blackout? Is it better than you're team winning the Stanley Cup? Is is better than getting the cart girls #? Is it better then a zynn and coffee with baileys in the morning?
Super Scientific Studies show... Absofuckinlutely! (Studies also show it's a maybe for the last two)
Birdie juice is unmatched. It's not even just the fact that you just birdied, its the feeling of relief after shooting three double pars in a row, breaking two clubs and throwing your putter on the last green. Whether its the beauty fairway shot to get you to a tap in or hitting a 20 ft put, the feeling is angelic.
Birdie Juice makes makes a bad day, a good day. It makes a good day, a great day. It makes a great day, a fantastic day. It makes a fantastic day, an orgasmi... well, you get the idea.
Birdie Juice... sponsor me!
Written by: Barry Mcockinner
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