Hell ya I think I just figured this shit (putting tweets on the blog) out. You are all cooked. Get ready to kill your brain cells and check out my tweeter (X) feed.
Interracial Couple
No clue who these people are but hell yeah! Y'all def my favourite interracial couple!
Why is this so grainy? This had to be on purpose. You got me chuckling #LePixels.
3. RG3
RG3 is an experienced vet. All the best with your next job champ!
4. 2K WNBA Rookie Ratings
Ok, let's get into this! I know you are all as interesting as I am in the rankings of the WNBA rookies. And I also know that more importantly, you want to hear my thoughts on these rankings. So here we go.
First off, why does Caitlan Clark look like Voldemort?
Secondly, in NO WORLD are CC and Angel Reese bum ass the same ranking! CC is the funest player to watch. Everyone knows Steph Curry can have my children. CC is Steph Curry of womens basketball, so like she can actually have my children (respectfully, in a strictly platonic basketball way). Angel Reese is a bum who looks like a 3-year old finger painting when she's in the paint. Peyton ranking - CC 99, AR 78
Cameron Brink should be in the 90s because she is so skilled, plays with poise, great defender, amazing shot, amazing handle, good feet, sneaky athletic, intelligent, so skilled.... who I am kidding she hot as hell. She can have my children (respectfully, in a non-strictly unplatonic non-basketball way). Peyton ranking - 97
I got no other thoughts, glad to see R. Jackson find a new career after American Idol.
5. WTF COCKtails
Lots to unpack here.
Foam Cock - How is that foam standing up. I guess gravity does not really apply to bubbles
Jaws Cock - This is sick!
Bath Cock - THIS is where it starts getting crazy. WTF is this. Where is the bubbles from? Why does the shower work? Is the rubber ducky edible. How do you drink this? Front tube? Back tube? Out the head? Confusion
Tree Cock - Elegont af
Rice Cooker Cock - HUH? What the hell is this? Why? Why would you buy this? Who would buy this? Oh wait... hey Josh.
Chicken Cock - A CHICKEN? Peta alcoholics look away! This is ridiculous! I am not drinking out of a chicken's ASS! Why? WTF
Tongue Cock - THERES MORE? A TONGUE! This is disgusting. I am not drinking this! (unless the tongue belonged to a baddie)
Alien Cock - I don't even know at this point. My brain is already brocken.
6. Chess Beef
This is devious. Didn't realize chess rivalries were like this. Bama Tennesse ain't got shit on this. Ohio State Michagan move out the way! We got rivals killing each other in the Chess world!
Honestly got to respect her mental game. She realizes that the match starts before the first move. We can all learn from this psycho chess bitch (b-word to any females reading).
7. Joblessness
Everything is fine, right? Right???
8. RAYGUN
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL . Raygun video
9. Culture
The tweet said "Nice Rack". Don't really need to expand on that. And people say Americans have no culture. Shit I said I wasn't going to expand. #Culture
10. Annonomoyus Akron Billionaire???
Dang , Lebron literally owns the Celtics. Have fun paying that luxury tax buddy.
And with that we get a DOUBLE LEBRON BLOG!! The world will never forget where they were when they read their first double Lebron blog.
Conclusion:
Hope you enjoyed my timeline today! It was not too horny. Only saw one execution in Chiraq. Thought it might be a little too early to post that stuff so you are all welcome.
Have a great weekend!
-The Philanthropist
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